Chris Triebel was born in 1925 in the city of Prague.
When Hitler annexed Czechoslovakia in 1938, Chris was forced to emigrate to the Asian city of k ' un Lun. There he studied an ancient fighting technique and won the title of Immortal Iron Fist from Shou-Lao the Undying.
In 1945 Chris used his new abilities and influences to return to Europe, intent on usurping Hitler from his throne. After Killing Hitler and his wife Eva - and making it look like a double-suicide - Chris snuck out of the bunker through the window and started on a journey, a journey that eventually led him to host The Media Lunch Break.

Andrew Dunn is a potato.